Country Dictionary

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willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Willy watcher

A man who enjoys watching younger males shower. Most Willy Watchers are employed in public schools as P.E. teachers.

That Mr. Andersen always seems to be in the changing rooms after P.E. He is fucking creepy, that Willy Watcher.

by geezerdk January 02, 2012

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

sam the willy watcher

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.