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zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008

zookie

verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.

When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.

by AP Sawyer February 02, 2007

zookie

to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole

Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!

by JCakes12 February 27, 2008

zookies

any living creatures inhabiting your body - e.g. body lice, crabs, head lice, fleas

My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.

My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.

by hannahkat December 02, 2009

Zookie zoo

A zookie zoo is a bae

Him: zooks I’m mad

Her: zookie zoo

whyy youu mad for

by Msanime lover June 21, 2022

Zooky

Like a bro whose being stupid

Yo, my zooky!

by pthfundings March 29, 2023

Zooky

The male examining another man's manhood.

That boy got a zooky on him

by The Golden 1 February 04, 2022