Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.

Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!

by abe April 08, 2004

Zalama

A grown ass man, a bad ass mutha fucka

Ibrahim is a Zalama

by Abe June 10, 2004

muz

Big Boy With Lil Package and member of SWC,,, They enjoy cock sucks and deposits in friends coke bottles

you are a muz

by abe December 04, 2003

dueces

When you take a big dump in the toilet

Yo Joe, I gotta drop mad dueces be back in 10.

by Abe August 31, 2006

mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

by abe November 17, 2003

jewbacca

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

by Abe December 02, 2004

BURGACIDE n.

When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

the hamburgers death was clearly an act of burgacide.

by abe October 13, 2003