A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.
(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.
Chewbacca's grandfather who complains about everything.
This oatmeal's so dry! The air too moist! I need my medication!
A rarely seen member of the infamous Vero Beach Pirates, he usualy appears suddenly and attacks with a vicious monkey hump from behind.... beware!
Crap! Jewbacca humped me again! I din't see it coming!
Proper Noun - a term to describe Rife.
"Hey Jewbacca. I'm glad I stuck with you last weekend. As a result, I was able to say 'COME GET THIS THING!!!' to a lady friend."