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jewbacca

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

by Abe December 02, 2004

Jewbacca

1. A hairy man or woman of hebrew lineage.
2. A large outgrowth of pubic hair belonging to either a man or woman of hebrew lineage.

I was about to go down on her..but she pulled off her panties, and JEWBACCA!

by JFray October 26, 2006

Jewbacca

1.A Hairy Jew (i.e. A Jew that looks like or resembles a wookie)
2. A jew that can go ROOOOOAAARRRAARARARARRRRRRR

Man, listen to the horific sound that Jewbacca is making

by Shamotica October 05, 2004

Jewbacca

An extremely hairy, Jewish man.

I totally hooked up with a Jewbacca last night. He was hairy, Jewish and made me pay for his reuben with extra coleslaw and Russian dressing.

by sdhlsadf February 20, 2008

jewbacca

Chewbacca's grandfather who complains about everything.

This oatmeal's so dry! The air too moist! I need my medication!

by WeaselJeff February 26, 2004

Jewbacca

A Very Hairy Jewish Fellow

That Guy Was A Total Jewbacca!

by Minty Jibblets November 22, 2016

Jewbacca

A term used to describe a person of Jewish ethnicity, who also happens to possess an absurd amount of body hair

I really hope I don't have to sit next to Harold at the bar mitzvah, that Jewbacca never shaves!

by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018