Country Dictionary

"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.

Man lick your lips theyre mad chapped.

1. An unattractive face, or anything that is unappealing

Buffie The Body from Tony Yayo's "So Seductive" video has a bangin' body but that face is boo boo.

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

An okie doke is a convicted criminal, or in other words, a CON.

yo, that kat is an okie doke son!

Only the 1337est piece of software on the webernet. Simplifies web searching by like 40 to 70 times.

Fuck you, you're nothing till you've been to gobox.net.

"Gae-Boe" is the white mucus that appears in the corner of peoples mouths when they talk to much.

Damn, man. That dudes has mad Gae-Boe in the crack of his mouth.

Blowjob

Virginia slang

Man, I'm not trying to sleep with her without a condom. I'll just hit her off for the derby and then split.