Country Dictionary

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

A High-yena is a stoned moviegoer so baked that he/she laughs hysterically through the entire show

OMG, that frickin High-yena howled through the entire remake of The Exorcist

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.

How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black