Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps. Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 10, 2024

James

Typically a middle aged bald white guy, likes ranch

Wow that sure is james

by Articmonkeyballz June 10, 2024