A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.
"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."
"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"
One who has anal sex with a person or persons from France.
While penetrating a female from behind, the arms are swung around in a circular motion. After 4 or 5 revolutions, the hands are laid forcefully on the ass cheeks, creating a loud "SMACK".
"My girl loves it when I give her the windmill."
When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.
"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."
The act of having your head up your ass.
"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster)
"That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"