Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn June 22, 2005

Alderaan

Peace loving planet in the inner rim of the Starwars galaxy, destroyed by General Gran Moff Tarkin during the rebellion. Now nothing more than a dust cloud.

"We will destroy the planet Alderaan"
- Gran Moff Tarkin

by Bjorn April 16, 2004

patouhas

its greek, and its the act of wrestling naked little boys that had been used as currency, and after gaining their trust you sodomize them beyond belief sans lube

I need to gain little niko's trust before I wrestle and patouhas him till his nose bleeds

by bjorn April 24, 2005

Splok

The physical impairment in which one is unable to smell, similar to deaf or numb.

After the brain damage Barry was splok

by Bjorn January 27, 2005

PSTool

A fanatical, usually rabid fan of Sony's Playstation 2 video game console. PSTools like the PS2 so much because they like generic, boring, pointless violence and/or shitty sports games.

Dan is such a PSTool, all he does is play his PS2 all day.

by BJORN November 14, 2004

Lloyd

Legend, Cool guy, Pimp...

Woah that guy looks hectic, he must be a Lloyd

by Bjorn December 08, 2003

faggoat

one who enjoys looking at goatse

Man, you're such a faggoat

by BJORN October 06, 2004