Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mud maker

Your Ass!

Boy it hurt when I use my Mud Maker.

by Blaine December 20, 2002

Bb

It is a bottom bitch. This is the female owned by a pimp, that is in charge of the lower bitches..

That's my bb she keep all my hoes in line.

by Blaine August 01, 2017

rotoschlorp

When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.

Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! BEETLE JUIIIIICE!

by Blaine April 04, 2003

konstantine

A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile. A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves. A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.

"but I'm slipping in between You and your big dreams It's always you In my big dreams" "and if i hurt you then im sorry please dont think that this was easy" "my konstantine came walking down the stairs and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair" "this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K' and i can like it" "this is to a girl who got into my head with all these fucked up things i did hey maybe baby you could keep me up in bed my konstanine "

by Blaine January 02, 2005

asshro

1) A hilariously slurred pronunciation of Asshole, used by but not exclusive to peoples of Asian accent.

Yoah get outta my store yoah shoprifting asshro! Jay is an asshro!

by Blaine April 04, 2003

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 16, 2003

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 04, 2003