Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

smick

A smelly hick.

"raymond winslow is a smelly hick"

by dick fitswell August 24, 2003

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Gooselips

The outer labia.

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Sebbie

Son of Debbie ( who is hairy )

David O'Hagan is the son of Debbie

by dick fitswell August 25, 2003

Yak

A saggy, old, heinous woman, who often shrieks warnings of detentions.

Laura Sunderland.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003