Country Dictionary

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding ( and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

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The longest written word. The scientific term for tobacco.

ACETYL­SERYL gives you lung cancer.

Banana Slug

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

Emoticum

A smiley-face or other design you draw on your lover's back with your semen.

She wouldn't let me nut on her face, so I made a huge emoticum on her lower back.

Munt

Male cunt

That guy is acting like a total munt to the waitress.

fingina

a cut or other abrasion on one's finger that looks like a vagina

As his cut began to heal, his pinkie became a fingina.