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Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Inigriated

A state of drunken euphoria one is subjected to while looking at Jessica Nigri’s cosplay photos.

Dude, last night I was trolling on Jessica’s instagram and go so Inigriated I passed out. I woke up stuck to my mattress.

by GabePriest September 27, 2018

Curtain slurping

Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.

by GabePriest October 20, 2017