A fork of Rural Dictionary
An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family. She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).
Jenna Whortega was cute on Dinsey Channel, but now she's doing the Wednesday dance.
When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me. Me: Mind your jizziness.
The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.
Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife. Constance: You really mean it? Greg: Yeah: Constance: Aww sweetheart.
A cuntry singer who cumpeted in the Voice and used the N-word on camera, who despite that, remains poopular to this day.
Whorgan Wallen: One Thing at a Time.
A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.
Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.
Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape. Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger. They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt. If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters. Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary. Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster. Constance: Why would I. Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.