Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sweet home alabama

A fine example of cracker music, it's not really that bad, but its just very, very...(i wanna say white?)

I made my own lyrics for this: "Sweet home alabama!, Whitest country in the state! We gon' hang us a neega, We'll use my stereo as bait!"

by gri-unit October 01, 2005

that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment see so's your face and i know you are but what am i Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest. Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU! Protester: Well you got me there.

by gri-unit October 02, 2005

bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger" Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands" Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

by gri-unit October 01, 2005

Jong

The name given to a certain Joshua if he is spastic

1.uh oh ita JONG THE SPAZ MA TAZ 2.Oh jong, you're such a spaz

by Gri-Unit April 28, 2005

gri-Unit

The Grindin'-Unit GR GR GR GRI-UNIT! Gri-Unit 4 life, not just 4 christmas

1.Ain't nuttin but a gri thang baby... 2."Hey I heard Gri-Unit are gettin' sued by G-Unit." "Hmm wonder why" 3.Dear G-Unit, Please don't sue us man. From Gri-Unit

by Gri-Unit April 28, 2005

camping in wales

Camping in Wales is a joke from the devil, not like the funny ones where everyone laughs, but like the mean ones, where someone gets pushed off a brick wall, hits their head and bleed VEEEEEEEEEEEERY slowly to death, whilst satan shits himself laughing See also hell and shithole

Tom: Hey man, where were you last week? Me: Guuuuuuuh Gus: Oh, he went camping in Wales... Me: Guuuuuuuh Tom: Poor bastard Me: Guuuuuuuh

by gri-unit October 01, 2005