A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small fat creature found in the east parts of london, UK. Diet consists of kebabs, Chocolate, burgers and tea. Has strange habits of throwing dangerous illuminatory devices at friends feet!
If you keep eating like that you'll turn into a Teaboy.
A tangy sauce often put on hotdogs and hamburgers. Called mustard because it is in fact the same color as mustard
Hand me the bottle of mustard please