A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.
Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!
To slow something or hinder
A fire blanket is a fire retardant.
A vaginal flatulent.
(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?" (Verb) "One is about to queef"