Country Dictionary

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

When a character suddenly appears in a scene within a fanfiction apparently out of nowhere.

e.g. It wouldn't really be a badfic if it wasn't for all the bamfing, because that made it hard to follow.

in internet command/term that tells the amount of time it took your computer to respond to another computers signal. A computers internet reflex if you will. Ping refers to the other computer bouncing a signal off you computer and it bouncing, or pinging back.

Q: Whats my ping?
A: 78ms

AKA the california rolling stop

The act of not completely stopping at a stop sign or a right hand turn, but rather 'rolling' through it by slowing down some.

*sees stop sign*
*looks for cops*
*sees none*
*makes a california stop*

An ancient demon that travels across dimensions hunting the most evil of beings but is loyal to its friends

The shadowrealm34 is hunting the dangerous criminal

An ancient demon who roams across dimensions appears before those who have been evil however is friendly when not angered

The shadowrealm34 has attacked

Random is highly over used but when used in the correct context it should be something completely out of the blue and hilarious for example:

Jayne: So are you in Roch tomorrow?
Vicky: Yea are you?
Jayne: definatley... *sings* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA FONE!!!!
Vicky: *giggles* ... random!
Both: *SING* RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA FONE!!!!!

Jayne: I dont kno dude u threw that remote pretty fucking hard!