Country Dictionary

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

Usually the bitch you meet in middle school, who grows up to be a prostitute who gets gang banged constantly. She then suffers from STD’s while you laugh in her face

Guy; I think I have Hannah STD
Girl: Hannah has been a slut since middle school, it’s nothing new

A joke to the animal kingdom/gods mistake

Leopard

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

A shortened way of saying “oh sh!t”

Girl 1: uh-oh

Girl 2: oh sh!t

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing”

Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes