Country Dictionary

adj. a picture,a quote, or a story that is worth reblogging on tumblr, twitter, etc.

B : (online chat) Hey A ! check this out on my tumblr
A: Damn ! now THAT is rebloggable. Im going to reblog from you on my tumblr

a feeling that you get when you write with a pen that is very smooth and rich

"Dude, let me see that pen."
"This pen is so cool, I got a pengasm yesterday."

adj. to be loud only on facebook, while quiet in real life. Similar to keyboard warrior

"Wait, I know her."
"Nah, she's only facebook loud."

adj. a term used to describe a picture that most people post on Tumblr. Tumblrites may know what "tumblrworthy pictures" are.

Ann: -Looking at Photobucket- Hm, that picture is Tumblrworthy.

a white person who is very asian inside; that one white kid who hangs out with all the asians

"Why does he always hang out with asians?"
"Oh, you didn't know? he's an egg."

an asian person who is whitewashed. yellow outside, white inside.

"She's a banana."
"Really? I always thought she hung out with asians."

A dumbfuck on the internet who says "lol" or "lolzz" or "lolz" in every sentence.

"lollzzzz yeahh i know haha lolzzzzz"
"Are you a lolfuck?"