Country Dictionary

Lochlan

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan! Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

Steel

1) The catergorized emergence of subatomically charged particles over a neon substicle. 2) Touching 3) In accordance to the laws of a remotely unknown, or undiscovered plain, they may also lower the chances of such random occurences and other such Slime Ball

Oh man, what a steel!

ems

Acronym for "Eat My Shit"

Yeah, well you can EMS!