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He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There? Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)

That Lochlan, what a guy.

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan! Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.

Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes. Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.

Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.

He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!

Most amazing man to exist. He seems very dumb at times but believe it or not he does have common sense! He can be very sweet at times and jokingly a jerk at other times. He is a good man though. He is very chill and easy to talk to. Very easily trusted. If you have a lochlan in your life, keep him, he's a good one.

Person one: hey do you know lochlan? Person two: yea he's really cool!! :DD