Country Dictionary

exceptionally good

-"That whip is toast and jelly."
-"That's not just toast and jelly, that shit is schmuckas."

n. gay, homosexual.

"The Village People still perform? That's cookies."

noobs

They are all Noobs. Especially that Cobol Fella.

1. to cause to filter gradually through a porous substance.
2. to get the party cracking.

"Let's hurry up and get to the club so we can get it percolating."

1. n. a wound produced by sudden violent contact.
2. n. a wound that requires one hundred and fifty stitches.

"If she keeps talking shit I'm gonna give her a buck-fifty to her eye."

n. semen

"I used a condom so that none of my babies spill."

1. a skank 2. a cumbucket 3. a nasty ass trick who likes to gargle semen