Country Dictionary

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

Go viccars

To live vicariously through someone else

Going out tonight while I'm stuck in COVID lockdown? Can I go viccars with you Leann?

Frang up

To put on a condom. Derived from the word "franger".

I'd better frang up, I've already had chlamydia once this year.