Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bill O'reilly

A conservative talk show host that is is desperate for some titties. Also known as a dickhead and a conservative

Bill O' Reilly bought that big car to make up for his small penis

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

french military victories

Such a thing has never happens, and never will. France may be beutifull but the french people are a bunch of pussies.

The french planted treats on the great avenues of the city of paris so the invading armies marched in the shade

by melanthex March 31, 2005

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 29, 2005

George bush

A stupid dumbass, who resembles a monkey while speaking.

Look at that facist George Bush he can suck my balls

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe

Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe

by melanthex March 31, 2005

green day fan

A person that is attracted to members of the same sex.

constant exposure to Green Day is known to turn guys into fagsand girls into dykes

by melanthex March 31, 2005

Louisiana body piercing

Popular form of body peircing in the bayous of the state of Louisiana. It is done by peircing used crab/ or crawfish class to the ears or man nipples.

BillieBuevauxdaCajun: I got me some fine Loosiane body peicin though it cost me a nipple or two

by Melanthex March 29, 2005