A fork of Rural Dictionary
Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.
"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."
Talking incoherently while masticating an apple.
"I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and akddfs, mmm." "Take that apple out of your mouth! All I can hear is you yaapling!"
What Fred Flintstone likes to say before the word "doo".
"Wilma, please suck my habadabah-doo."
Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.
"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale. Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.
When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.
Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.
It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!