Country Dictionary

PHF

The bhf who dyed his hair purple... so now, we can't call him bhf, we're going to call him phf;aka purple haired freak

OMG, look, the bhf dyed his hair!!! Aww man, now we're going to have to call him somehting else... PHF!!!!
(yes, i know, gay example)

druggie

A specific gayass who needs a life, who thinks 'brenda' is the the muffin man. Has a whore for a girlfriend, and thinks he's god's gift. aka Anthony Stoakly... hint hint... STOAK

OMG, druggie is gonna take the bhf!!!!

I'm bored

the definition of my life

i'm bored

Purple Sticky Punch

Pot; used in the movie bio-dome; reffered to as pills or a tree

(to tree/purple sticky punch) Your going to make someone really happy!!!

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

OH

A sound that is used during sex...(disturbing right?)

Ohhhhh, not that