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hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.

Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.

Hummusism

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip

me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro

Hummusing

Making love to a one-armed midget

Dave: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was hummusing

Dave: whoa man, whoa

hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

Hummused

The act of taking back what they stole from you.

-Seeing someone wear my t-shirt, after they forcefully took it away from my hands, I rightfully took it back.

-looks like you just got hummused.