Country Dictionary

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.

Q: "What did you do today?" A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"

Ass, or the object of anal sex.

where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.

A female who is totally useless for anything other than sex.

She would be un-tolerable if it were not for the fact she was a convenient toolbox

Term used to describe any group of junkies or the people waiting in line at a methadone clinic, due to their tendency to fall asleep at any given moment.

Noticing the nod squad waiting for bag in a bag to open, one could only assume the shit was good yesterday.

The preferred packaging envelope for heroin, also popular with jewelers and philatelics (stamp collectors). Glassine bags are non stick and do not promote condensation and are easilly stamped with a logo in order to promote brand recognition.

I had to stop at the head shop to pick up some more glassine bags because I used the last box to bag up a a few bricks.

The unfortunate result of what happens to your nuts due to too much down stroke during a bad {hand-job}.

She bullfrogged my nuts so hard it took me an hour to pull the sheet out of my ass.

What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.

Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.