Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

mahogany donkey lips

A black woman's labia.

Oprah has mahogany donkey lips

by Screamapillar August 16, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

bible belt

The Confederecy.

It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.

by Screamapillar March 03, 2004

homothug

Gay men who dress up as Eminem

Eminem is the patron saint of homothugs.

by Screamapillar August 29, 2003

husbear

In gay male relationships, a significant other who is a "bear" (A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair)

I wouldn't mind having that butch fireman for my husbear!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

gay mafia

Informal grouping of rich, powerful gays & lesbians in Hollywood who all seem to know each other

Bruce's rent boy days were over once he was taken under the wing of the gay mafia.

by Screamapillar August 22, 2003