Country Dictionary

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!

Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.