Country Dictionary

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Amanda

Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.

Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids? When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 27, 2019

vergessered

When one is overly confident about an outcome. Someone that gets Vergessered usually believes that the gods will favor them regardless of what the facts show. People who get Vergessered generally have beautiful blonde hair and amazing eye lashes. It should also be noted they may have blue diamond eyes.

Hey Hannah did you hear Mandy moved to the grind team to be Team leader? Yeah when they had the election she totally got vergessered by Mike.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night? Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Millenium Force Braids

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids? Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

Golden Ropes

1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time. 2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.

Silky covered me in golden ropes last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

in my bag

The act of becoming one with whatever task you are trying to achieve. One dimensional. Tunnel vision. Grindin'. One who is "in my bag" has forgotten about all else except for the current moment. When you are in your bag you are unstoppable, you will shred anything and everything.

I was in my bag when I got 30 headshots last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 27, 2019