A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word to describe smells that emanate from the genital region. I came up with this when I was a kid, and everyone I have told over the years has loved it and used it. Great to use when needing to be covert (warning friends about people in earshot).
Lashonda smelt eenie after an hour at spin class. Jamahl was disgusted to realize that the eenie smell was his own junk.
Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.
What a raging sack Of cunt flaps!!! Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.
Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.
Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight” Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”
A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso. Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.
Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!
This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!