Country Dictionary

Anti-social Spanish immigrant homosexual college student. Prefers skinny blond pale white guys with soul patches. Pretends to be a vegetarian, but loves the meat. Always says the before practically every word at the end of sentence. Pitcher, not a catcher.

The G'Alex said, "Don't kill the fly and I take it in the ass because I am the gay."

The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!

1. Any person who has three boobs. 2. Any person who believed the first definition.

Some one wrote gullible on that tree over there.

Oopth doesn't really have a meaning. Its just like flonging. Someone just said it and here I am, making up a The-Definition for it. Come on guys. I need better material.

No meaning. Go away.

1) a pug 2) the queen of all that is awesome

You know who that is? That's TOADPUPPY!

Synonomous with clonging. Known for the hollow metal sound made by hitting a steel object with a wooden spoon. Not to be confused with flonging, which has no meaning.

Lets clong/dong but not flong!

This is a verb. To shizzle my nizzle means to take a salt shaker (aka shizzle) and have it expel its sodium-rich innards over someone's belly button. (aka navel, which leads to nizzle.) Shizzling someone's nizzle is a great sign of respect in many countries. Just don't do it in Italy. Ho boy... trust me.

He shook hands then shizzled my nizzle.