Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

FC Nonce

A football club based around the world, most likely Sunderland, and consists of many famous Nonces in the world, including Winger/Midfielder Adam Johnson

P1: You see that bloke over there? P2: what about him? P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him

by TheCommunistFly March 05, 2020

Slabhead

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire

Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer? Man 2- Nah what about him? Man 1- I hear he's a right twat

by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

Gay Love

A topic once joked about by Bo Burnham, recollecting on how his mother told him about gay sex

Gay Love-Two men strip down, snuggle up to one another in bed and SHIT ON THE BIBLE

by TheCommunistFly March 01, 2020

Joj

Joj is a 30 chinned nonce who lives in the shitty city of Wolverhampton, located in the West Midlands. He drives around in a white van hunting children down to give to Adam Johnson when he gets out of the clink

Cameroon: hey you see that van there? Hamye: ye what about it? Cameroon: i think the great Joj drives it, lookin for kids to touch

by TheCommunistFly March 05, 2020

PussyFaggot

A pussyfaggot is someone (or something) that is of the gay agenda and also a quivering fucking pussy. The term can also be applied to video game characters

Cameroon: Hey joj guess what Joj: what now? Cameroon: your a pussyfaggot. Joj: oh fuck offfffff The big ham: *laughs in white*

by TheCommunistFly March 12, 2020

Hamye

Hes a nonce. With a 1mm clit.

Hamye do be a noncey boy

by TheCommunistFly March 05, 2020