Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals

slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out

by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Slabhead

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire

Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer? Man 2- Nah what about him? Man 1- I hear he's a right twat

by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

Slabhead

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.

''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!'' ''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''

by Neb Renlim January 14, 2007

Slabhead

a person or thing which is attracted to young children (aka harry maguire) this person may not have taken a shower in days and normally lives in a council estate

oi look its the slabhead down the road!

by ninprah October 09, 2021