A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face
Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it
A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent
I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent
A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
The act of running then jumping and farting in someone’s face
While at the mall I surprised Mariarose and Danielle Carolyn by running up to them and jumping in their faces and gave them a Flying Tiger while their mouths were open
When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril
Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day
When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered