Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive

dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal

by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012

Wingees

the little fat roll that shows up just below the armpit when a girls bra is overly tight

dude that girl has some wingees on her back today

by Vladboy11 April 21, 2011

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011

Raw Milk Mom

Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.

Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"

by Vladboy11 January 01, 2025

Butt Safari

the act of combing ones butt hairs to retrieve lint and old crusties

While i was in the shower i went on a five minute long butt safari and found a plentiful amount of lint and crusty poop

by Vladboy11 November 14, 2011

Gold Star Vaccinated

A person who has been vaccinated for COVID-19 but has never contracted the virus. Similar to a gold star lesbian, GSV’s are the purest and most rare piece of a larger vaccinated population

No I don’t have the natural immunity, I’m “gold star vaccinated”man, purely vaccine antibodies in my blood.

by Vladboy11 May 28, 2022