A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 3-dimensional hologram of at least one person engaging in a sexual act. Porn of the future.
I masturbate every night to the pornogram my girlfriend gave me before she left for college.
Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
The abundance of links on a pornographic webpage.
Anal Boobs Cumshots Doggy Style Extreme Fetish Golden Showers Harcore etc. This would be an example of hypersext links.
Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.
Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?" Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer." Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine" My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!" Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating. I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.