Country Dictionary

laptop

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"

bulio

a dumb mf word that graham boys use when they take pictures of their feet

*takes snapchat of shoes*
caption: bulio

boxen

A really lame term that people use to describe their computers.

We have 29 linux boxen and I had to recompile the kernels on all the boxen!!!1

pink floyd

One of the most kick ass bands in history. Unfortunately people often discredit them as nothing more than toker music and refuse to judge them for what they are: a great classic rock band.

nub: What are you listening to?
Seamus: Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here.
nub: Ahh toker music eh? You need to lay off the acid.