A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smart blonde dude who uses insults that are form the 1800s, has chunky wrists, and is trying to start a russisn sticker collection.
Me: What's five times twenty? Ryan Reber: You GoObEr ScHnItZeL!!!!
sonny's super cool. she smiles a lot, and hugs a lot 2. she likes grapes so so so much that she couldn't stop telling this weird story about one. but we all love her :)
sonny calder: OMG once my mom tried to throw a grape into her mouth-" literally everybody: WE KNOW!!!!"
she likes to steal your Boston Cremes and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!" she does dance that's why she's so lean but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!! Nicole Nicole Nicole nicole
sonny is the coolest friend. but she should not be confused with a guy. She has a weird thing where she buys these tiny doll off of amazon, but past that, she's basically normal. oh, she also smiles and hugs a lot.
girl a: "Where's sonny??" girl b (turns around): she's hugging me"
Paulina is kinda awesome. she's funny, and loves flaming hot Cheetos.
girl a: "where's Paulina?" girl b: "Oh, she'll be right back, she's just getting some Cheetos)
audrey writes awesome songs. she's got super cool hair, slappy eyes, and eagle eyebrows. audrey kinda gets like all the guys, ands dating 1 right now. audrey has awesome friends, too. we all love her. (even though she doesn't have friends in the eighth grade ((lol jk)) ) SHE"S SUCH A FREAKInG KOOLKAT!!!! audrey could defeat koolaid man any day, that's how cool she is.
paulina: sweet caroline… audrey clark: BUH BUH BUH!!!!!!!! everybody: GoOd TiMeS NevER Seemed sO GooD