A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referring to the popular trend on Facebook of becoming a fan of something...except that you wouldn't become a fan.
Example 1: Man walks past in purple short shorts and hairy legs. Jenn: "I am not a fan of hairy men and short shorts" Example 2: Sarah after reading article about Ann Coulter: "I am not a fan of that woman."
The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.
Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle. Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.