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An episode of a tv show that wanders away from the ongoing main storyline. Typical of science fiction television shows.

Hey man, did you see last nights X-Files? Did they get into some crazy UFO stuff or what? No man, it was a total Skunk Ape Episode. All they did was wander around in the sewers looking for some stretch armstrong mother-f'r. Tooms!

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo 1. Rock face 2. Duece in the pants 3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo? I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.

The residence of ones state of dudeness, or the place in which this essence is located.

Man, if you don't turn down that Slayer album it is bound to really mess with my mindspace. It is much too early for the devil.

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.

Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball! Was it a titleist?

choking on my turkey sangwich laughing so hard

Dude, Wait til you see Stephen Hawkings get pwned. ;-) COMTSLSH

The music of Marylin Manson.

I dig that Mummy Rock. Mummy Rock? Yeah, you know Marylin Manson.

1. One who resides in St Helens Oregon. 2. A person likely to appear on multiple episodes of cops.

I had to head over to Sunshine pizza in St Helens and get some rice krispie treats. Man that town stinks. That's because it's filled with nothing but dello scum.