Country Dictionary

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man

look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

A large turd

i took a mad scudder today

old mans wang

when I am old I hope I dont have a slodja

a twat or a group of twats, other forms include fuckleston or mcfuckleston

you bunch of mcfuckles

The uncontrollable craving for Disney. All senses seem are highly tuned to pick up anything slightly Disney related. Highly contagious.

Dude, my Disney fever is crazy! I was walking down the street and caught the smell of the fake fire from Spaceship Earth and my Pandora station started playing a Disney commercial a few seconds later.

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner