A fork of Rural Dictionary
THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.
Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE
retart is a misspelling of retard
triggered kid on tik tok: RETART >:(!!!
popular creator: what lmao
1. a cute animal
2 .what policemen are.
we eat the bastard pigs we call cops in this house, honey <3
(gender inclusive ver)
1. Something that AFAB people do for sexual pleasure. Multiple fingers can be inserted into the vagina, most common is 1 or 2 fingers. use lube, get yourself wet, do what you need to.
Fingering can also be anal. AFAB or AMAB can do it that way, but not recommended for AFAB, but whatever you're into.
"god..after this I need a good fingering from my girlfriend."/