Country Dictionary

berdnog

One who continually states the obvious.

"Everybody loves a fucking parade" ... no shit you berdnog.

Boomblagrange

The wide open range and open spaces of the alley behind the butcher shop

Ohh, we have to bring mom to the boomblagrange for her birthday!!

kitchen

The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.

Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.

Blix

A man that works in a small hut on a dock overseeing the goings-on

If I were you I would go see Blix down at the boat tranx

garg

A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence. Also see um

"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".

gouge

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Got gout? Gouge it out.