Country Dictionary

Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.

The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy. It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher Cover the flag snatcher! Cover me im going to snatch the flag! I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un" see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound" Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

kevin's way of say great....it lacks sense...

"Dude, are you going to the concert?" "Yea man its gunna be gr9."