Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings. A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!' 'Stop being such a belgarath' 'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 29, 2004

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 23, 2004

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective. See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben. What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 05, 2003

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch. George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

by Jones February 25, 2005