A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for having blue balls.
That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
Mike Tyson's way of saying the word Kiss.
I shouldn't bitten that ear, now I gotta kith and make up.
In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.
James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you! Wife: Good. James: Hey Steve wanna help me out? Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.
A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.
Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages. Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text. Josh: You are a textually addict.
Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece. Ingredients: -1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed. -1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary. -Empty bag of chips or noodles -Boiling water -Spork Instructions: Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food. Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs. Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal? Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
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A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.
Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down. Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.